To Entrepreneurs Everywhere:
BRING THE PHOTO BOOTHS BACK. CONVERT THEM INTO LAUGHING BOOTHS.
It’s time to set up laughing booths outside and inside of malls. Everywhere there is food, set up your booth. Make people laugh to lose weight. No comedians; they’re not funny.
Street corners, any place there isn’t food, the most unlikely places, outside of churches, temples, mosques, grocery stores, convenience stores, sport stadiums. Put your thinking caps on. Tasteful, but instantaneously funny. Laugh out loud funny. Not on the floor funny (nobody ever does that except in the movies). Don’t exaggerate the humor. Honest humor is the most funny.
Find Funny. Then market it. Make it cheap. You want to deal in volume.
Example: Set up a mirror (one way, pervert). In a booth with privacy. Have the person look in the mirror. Instruct them on how to laugh, then do it for them (audibly only – they don’t want to see your ugly face). Instruct them in a way that’s scientific sounding (it has to be real science), so they’ll follow instructions.
Set it up like a photo booth – only it’s a laugh booth. Get them laughing is your goal, is your purpose, is your job – your life depends on it. Their life depends on it.
It’s for everyone. Fat, skinny, in-between, doesn’t matter. Laughing helps every condition. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. A laugh a day keeps the blues away. A laugh a day keeps the boogey person away. A laugh a day____________you fill in the blank.