I Want Black Crackers – Russian Crackers

Black crackers – available at the local grocery, not online. Black Russian crackers. Why does everything have to be white? I developed a beet and blackberry dairy free cream cheese spread that’s wanting a black animal-free cracker accompaniment. Any takers?

I’m sick of my own government force-feeding me hatred of another people, of another country. Hate serves no useful purpose except to destroy.

No no no. We didn’t mean the Russian people. We mean Russia. You know, President Putin. Russia the government.

It seems that the USA government has trouble liking or accepting or getting along with any person anywhere in the world who has the word president before their name. They even hate their own president and go to extraordinary lengths to convince the populace to hate that same president. Everybody else in the world too, they try to make them hate the president of the United States – the government intelligence agencies do this to their own leader. What leader of any country could ever trust them? Nobody likes people who turn against their own. It’s unnatural in the animal kingdom to do that.

We all know what you mean.

When you expect and demand USA citizens to hate Russia, you want them to hate Russia, otherwise you would say President Putin. But why should we hate anyone just because you tell us to? What are you one of those hate-monger dictators? Russia is the people. There is no Russia without its people. That’s why they call Russia mother.

Stop force-feeding us your hatred. I want black Russian crackers to compliment my dairy free cheese spreads. And where’s my black Russian bread? Everybody’s afraid to be Russian or to say anything good about Russia. Bakers have even changed their black Russian bread to pumpernickel, because the name ‘Russian’ black bread is taboo in the USA; nobody will buy it.

So what if Russians don’t make black Russian crackers? They could if they wanted to. Make the best black crackers in the world. A delicacy. Contains no animal products.

My blood runs through all of Eastern Europe. I’ll buy it. I want it. One of the best breads I ever tasted was from Moscow Bakery #5 (or #9?).

Okay, I changed my mind about buying it online – if it’s a delicacy. Otherwise why can’t I walk into any grocery store in the USA and buy Russian black bread crackers? I can buy tortilla chips in any store. Those aren’t American. Russians unite. Get your bread rights back. Don’t forget the black crackers.

Start getting accustomed to your newfound Russian daughter, Mom.






 

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