CRAV’N CHOCOLATE SANDWICH COOKIES
I found something better than Oreos. Remember those rock-hard cookies that Madison Avenue claimed were America’s favorite cookie? The one with an unnatural black chocolate cookie that didn’t taste like chocolate and a center that textured like over-sweetened cardboard? The cookie that had to be dunked in milk in order to soften it up?
So walking to school and stopping at the corner store to buy some cookies, one had to buy a carton of milk with it. Imagine walking and dunking. Not fun.
There’s a slimmer, more sophisticated version. Milk is not required. You can put the cookies in your pocket and always have one hand free. Plus they’re crispy not cementy. Easier on the teeth and gums.
Oreos are dangerous. So dangerous they’re now called racist. Black on the outside, white on the inside. That’s what blacks call each other when they think they’re acting like white people.
I didn’t know behavior had a color. What does a black person acting like a white person look like? I don’t know. Blacks do.
What does a white person acting like a black person look like? I don’t know that either.
I thinking, I’m thinking…