How Do You Sell An Awful Cookie?

How do you sell an awful cookie? Show millions of images over many decades of people needing to dunk awful cookies into milk to make them edible. What a con.

I never saw what anybody else saw in Oreo cookies. I ate my cookies the old fashioned way from hand to mouth – not from hand to glass of milk to mouth. Who expects to need a napkin for cookies that drip?

It’s a brain wash scam that millions of Americans bought into. Not only Americans evidently buy Oreo Cookies – available in over one hundred countries, which means practically the entire world was brainscammed.

The cookie itself is so hard you could break a tooth and slice your gums up. Wait till you see what it does to the membranes under your tongue and at the back of your throat. These cookies crumble like cement – not easy but super hard and razor-style edgy.

The so-called cream centers aren’t creamy. They texture more like hard sand patties that stick like super glue to the inside surface of this more black than brown cement cookie. A taste is not discernible, beyond sugar, shortening and cement, so here comes the milk to wipe away all the cookie mistakes, because Nabisco was just too lazy to try another run in the research and development department.

Nobody wants a cookie to hurt them. But the folks over at Nabisco disagree. Oreo people love the hurt. They love the hurt of the chew and then to be able to cure it with the salve of the milk that softens it sufficiently to facilitate the swallowing of the cookie mash. They love even more to see others get hurt the same way, and then cure themselves using the same method – soften it up with milk to keep you forever attached to Mom’s breast via an inedible cookie.

Milk takes the hurt away is the real meaning of the motto: MILK’S FAVORITE COOKIE.

Well, I’ll tell you something, if you drink plant milk, the healing part is even better. It makes you not want that hurtin’ cookie any more.

I think I want a COOKIE’S FAVORITE COOKIE. One that doesn’t require curing upon consumption.






 

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THE BULL AND THE GIRL

 

The girl did not stare the bull down and the bull did not stare the girl down.

They both recognized each other as equally worthy.

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Power To Persuade

According to the tenets of Guy Fieri – Food Network Master Of Cooking/Restaurant Travel/Game Shows – the words ‘delicious’ and ‘yummy’ or similar generic descriptive devices aren’t sufficient to sell a product, whatever that product may be.

Frankly, I think a show called Delicious might fly.

DELICIOUS IS ON TONIGHT.

Gotta get home. Can’t wait. Order delivery, buy beer wine.

I agree to some extent that any word or words, when used too often lose their power to persuade. Shut The Back Door, Out Of (outta) Bounds, This Is My 3rd Favorite Of All Time said too often accompanied by the person saying the phrases looking/acting jaded – like oh Jesus, yeah okay, let’s shut the back door again, oh man…rolling eyes ready to sleep standing up, board stiff.

How ’bout: walked RIGHT in the FRONT DOOR. Walked right INTO it. this is DELICIOUS territory. YOU STAKED IT MAN. you staked it. IN the FRONT door.

‘Shut the back door’ implies you’re hiding something sinister. Walk in the front door absent shame. That’s my-take-away.






 

Jane West’s New Marijuana Product Line Might Be A Game Changer For Women

If we had to pinpoint one characteristic that stands out in Jane West,it would be her attention to detail. After all, being an events organizer, details are central to standing out among the crowd.

Jane transitioned from a successful career in traditional events organization to the marijuana industry four years ago and has since rarely looked back with regret, even though she was fired from a $90,000-a-year job and been charged with six crimes just for participating in the cannabis space.

Over this period, Jane launched a company of consumption-friendly cannabis events organization; founded Women Grow, one of the largest and most influential organizations in the marijuana industry; collaborated in the design of a glass, weed products line with GRAV, generating millions in revenue; and created her own line of branded products, which now sell under the Jane West brand.

“Everything I’ve accomplished, I’ve accomplished over a short four years time span. I think that really speaks to the opportunity that the cannabis industry offers,” West told Benzinga during a recent conversation.

If we had to pinpoint one characteristic that stands out in Jane West, it would be her attention to detail. After all, being an events organizer, details are central to standing out among the crowd.

Jane transitioned from a successful career in traditional events organization to the marijuana industry four years ago and has since rarely looked back with regret, even though she was fired from a $90,000-a-year job and been charged with six crimes just for participating in the cannabis space.

Over this period, Jane launched a company of consumption-friendly cannabis events organization; founded Women Grow, one of the largest and most influential organizations in the marijuana industry; collaborated in the design of a glass, weed products line with GRAV, generating millions in revenue; and created her own line of branded products, which now sell under the Jane West brand.

“Everything I’ve accomplished, I’ve accomplished over a short four years time span. I think that really speaks to the opportunity that the cannabis industry offers,” West told Benzinga during a recent conversation…

Finish reading: Jane West’s New Marijuana Product Line Might Be A Game Changer For Women






 

AFC Diet Coke Zero Calorie Salad Dressing ©

DIET COKE DRESSING 2

AFC DIET COKE ZERO CALORIE SALAD DRESSING ©

Everything you want in a dressing!

This Is the Place! 

Zero Calories!

Makes almost 3 cups

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Best Vegan Chicken At Earth Bistro

Fried chicken doesn’t get much better than this – vegan or not. Upon first bite I was sure that the chef got my order mixed up, since all items on the menu at EARTH BISTRO CAFE in Cleveland, Ohio can be made vegan or served with the animal counterpart. I was sure I got the real chicken. Not so said one of the owners. Everybody says that who orders it. It could hurt my business. They say it tastes just like real chicken. ‘Texture too’, I added. And sometimes they’re not convinced it’s vegan. The secret? It’s the seasoning. Evidently Cuban Chefs know how to season – very well.

No hot stuff here, just good stuff.

This vegan chicken using this recipe should be served in every restaurant in the world. Like hot dogs or burgers. This is it!

This is the place!






 

Quicken Loans Rocket Mortgage Sexist Ad

 

“Maria is confident in all things “mom.” From helping her daughter to unclogging the sink to getting the groceries, she’s the expert. In fact, she even shreds on the electric guitar. However, Maria is a lot less confident when it comes to mortgages. Quicken Loans Rocket Mortgage service makes understanding mortgages simple, which allows Maria to get back to mom life and her rock band.”

CNAP Comment:

Just saw this the other day and wondered if I really was still in the twenty-first century. This idea that women can’t manage money or finances and are bad at math goes way back to a place I thought had disappeared from American society. Sexism is alive and flourishing in the United States of America. And the person responsible for it all is none other than Dan Gilbert, owner of Quicken Loans, Jack Casino and Lebron James/Cavaliers basketball team and Rocket Mortgage along with a bunch of other enterprises.

It’s like a woman’s place is still in the kitchen or at least in the home taking care of the kids, according to Dan Gilbert. But she can join a rock band if she wants.






 

“A Mighty Thirst”

MONSTER ENERGY DRINK 1

I probably should not quench my “Mighty Thirst” with a sixteen ounce can of “Monster Juice”.

But what the heck.

I do it anyway.

No regrets.






 

Stop Investing In Facebook

You can use the word “cunt” on Facebook to disparage a woman – or a man accused of acting like a woman.

You can’t use the word “nigger” on Facebook to disparage a race of humans.

Yet, you can set a dog on fire, and Facebook – via Mark Zuckerberg – not only allows it to be published, but forces you to view it by granting advertisers the auto-play mode of reception as you scroll your news feed.

Mark Zuckerberg was recruited by the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) while in college. His system of humiliation of humans and later other animals created a revolution while simultaneously developing a culture of hatred and distrust around the globe among all Peoples.

Stop investing in the CIA. They are a notorious USA and other-single-ethnic-backed terrorist organization whose purpose is to dominate the world through terror – providing fathership to flailing countries that need and/or want a family to dominate them.

Ukraine is currently on the Menu.

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IT COSMETICS – the cover up

Eleven Days After The Fall – when Big Foot (the scale) tripped me in the bathroom in the middle of the night and the bathtub sucker-punched me.

BIG FOOT SCALE

BIG FOOT


This is the first day I went out absent the face make-up. You know that “It” make-up for people with blemishes or rosebuds or scars or uneven coloring on their faces? It really does do a good job covering up stuff. I could do an Advertisement for this product, made by It Cosmetics, but I don’t have any before pictures of how the make-up actually did cover up the bruises. It didn’t cover them totally, and I did look a little like an American Geisha Girl in the face part, but it covered enough so I was comfortable – and that’s what mattered to me.

It doesn’t cover up swelling though and that was a big part for the first three days. The ‘day after’ pictures, even I couldn’t bear to look at, so I deleted them and went with ‘on the third day’ after the fall, this is what I looked like.


I keep thinking there’s going to be some benefit to me – that the knockout punch corrected something that needed to be corrected in my brain, in my neck. Okay, so I didn’t ‘come to’ speaking a foreign language. But come on…something, anything good, some benefit.

Maybe something was out-of-place from a long ago injury (pick an injury any injury) or a long ago surgery (pick a surgery any surgery) that needed to be put back the way it was originally.

If I needed down time I didn’t take it.

Even when I don’t type because of the high intensity pain, I still cook and write by hand and work around the house and do my physical and mental work-outs and walk wherever I need to shop or visit. I’m tougher than I look and act. I wonder why that is? It must have a survival advantage for me. And for those around me lol.

Maybe my brain and neck wouldn’t have been looked at via a CAT scan – and it needed to be looked at – unless there was a visible reason, instead of me just saying there’s something wrong with my neck and/or brain that needs fixing. State of the Art fixing. Not dinosaur treatment methods reserved for women of all ages and old folks. I’m due for the best there is in medical technologies and treatment options no matter what I have.


I did notice one thing. My left hip pain and left sciatica is gone. That might be temporary. It has never been GONE before. It’s lesser or greater. Never at zero. That hip injury was from the Trayvon Martin – George Zimmerman verdict. Payback for me not supporting Trayvon Martin’s right to try to kill George Zimmerman. Trayvon Martin was waiting for a drug hook-up and George Zimmerman was on neighborhood watch patrol.

We’ll see how it all shakes out.

All I know for sure is I’m on the mend for some injuries, others have yet to be addressed, and All my troops are home – circling the greater Cleveland, Ohio area.


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IT Cosmetics™ is certified by PETA as a 100% cruelty-free brand, and you will find us listed on their website. Remaining a cruelty-free brand is extremely important to us, as it is to so many of you! IT Cosmetics™ has never tested products on animals, nor do we use animal hair in our brushes—and we have absolutely no plans to change that.

My Comment: However, that being said, I still can’t determine if the two products I used contain animal products. (CC+ Color Correcting Coverage Cream and BYE BYE UNDEREYE). I’ve read about the snail slime and frankly am not bothered by it as long as the snails aren’t. In the past I read that It Cosmetics assured that they weren’t harmed. I wish somebody would find some use for geese poop in Cleveland. The geese would probably like that as well. They poop everywhere. Of course poop can contain animal products if the animal excreting the poop ate another animal, insects, worms, fish etc. It’s getting a little tricky here.

Glycerin can be either plant or animal. And the other ingredients are too numerous with chemical names, so I’m going to reach out and wait for a response. Will get back to this later.


In the meanwhile, I applied make-up to the injured side of my face, even though most of the bruising is gone. I’m not too good at it, since I don’t usually wear face make-up. Plus I can’t see that well up close. In addition, my iphone enlarges every pore, even without high definition. For their next phone they need to correct that.

BEFORE and AFTER applying “IT” MAKE UP:





 

Bai video

YOU TUBE VIDEO REMOVED

Bai bai bai T.V. Ad with Christopher Walken and Justin Timberlake (that other guy) is brilliant. Perfect. Held my attention right to the end, and I actually thought about it after viewing it.

So often after viewing a commercial, I don’t know what the commercial was selling. The art of the work overpowered the product being sold.

This is the kind of commercial that holds your attention – without having to slap you awake – all the way to the end where you see the product for yourself.

Other Shoe Drop: Blind people watch T.V. They didn’t see the punch line at the end, which was visual. Fix it on the next Ad to accommodate the blind.

P.S. The commercial you see on You Tube states out loud the product being sold at the very end – the designed ending, but on the Food Network when I saw the commercial they clipped that part. They went as far as showing the bottle at the end and then there was silence after that. So, somebody manipulated the length of the commercial to accommodate time constraints. I’ve seen that done with other products – the shortening of a commercial. Actually silence was very effective, following with the format of the rest of the commercial that was short on words.

Maybe Bai made a few versions of the commercial, some short, some long. Still, accommodating the blind is a good idea short or long. They are customers also.

It’s a good product. But this isn’t a food product review. It’s a commercial review.

Update: Bai evidently got wind and cut the You Tube commercial from this post on my site. Maybe you can still see it on You Tube. I wouldn’t bother. It’s all over television now. I motivated them to spend more money on ads, then they punched me. The product is still good. I do think they’re overly sensitive about criticism. If they don’t want their videos shared they shouldn’t post them on You Tube. They said the ad was private.

Bye Bye Bai!






 

Assault Advertisements – a partial remedy

One day I checked how my Word Press sites were looking on my Kindle tablet.

Was I ever surprised to see the ads popping up for foot fungus and a bunch of other creepy stuff next to my food posts. Food, non-food, it didn’t matter. Grotesque stuff. Who would even make an ad like that if they truly wanted to sell a product? I can’t imagine, except by those who didn’t really want to sell a product at all but wanted to hurt some other person’s intellectual material or the person or their company.

When I had one of my own images at the end of the post, which I often do, that flippin’ fungus foot was practically on the plate of my beautifully prepared meal.

When checking around the internet, I found I wasn’t the only one whose material was being assaulted by that rotted foot. That fungus was everywhere, and the impression of the sites where I saw it was always the same – disgust. So it worked to turn a person against where it was placed – next to your post. Very, very close to your own lovely image. These ads don’t fall out of the air.

So what I did was make a signature banner that I placed beneath the last photo or text in all my posts.

The two seen above are examples. I placed them on all posts on all sites. It took a long time. Then I realized that my name was being associated with those Assault Advertisements. Now I had to remove them all. I still haven’t completed that task with thousands of posts and pages, but I did devise a simpler way to keep the flippin’ fungus foot off my plate.

I now insert 5 horizontal lines beneath every post and page. That way if somebody hacks into my site dislodges all the images leaving a ? box in their place, I don’t have to go back and reinsert thousands of this particular signature image. and it keeps that flippin’ foot off my meticulously prepared meal.

See if that gives you a wee bit more peace of mind.

Remember, without the bloggers, the ad agencies would not be placing any ads at all. We’re their money, not the other way around. How many bloggers make money off of ads on Word Press? Not many. So considerations need to be given to ‘we the blogger’ whose material gets assaulted by unscrupulous people and other entities warring against our brand.

We need a say in what can and cannot be placed next to our posts.

We need a say in what we find offensive.

If somebody wants the privilege of advertising on my sites and beneath my posts and in my sidebar for free, interrupting the flow of my presentation, startling the reader with pop-ups that don’t belong to me, or videos that automatically start playing, to make the reader look away from my site, then they need to abide by some rules. They need to show a little respect.

Word Press or the person who owns it does not own me nor my material. Sometimes I get the feel that that’s how WP regards it’s bloggers who don’t pay high prices for their sites. We get the crumbs.

I’m not looking for an advertisement-free site. I believe in advertising. But these Assault Ads go too far.

I am nobody’s slave and nobody owns me nor my work. Although Word Press gives me free usage of some of their themes with which to build my sites, they’re a billion dollar company with very few employees and very little overhead. That’s a lot of money. And all they do is sell advertisement space. That’s their business. The Word Press bloggers are cash cows for Word Press.

‘We the blogger’ deserve a better product and ‘we the blogger’ deserve a say in who hitches their wagon to it.






 

Google CEO Sundar Pichai: ‘thousands of calls’ on YouTube boycott

Google was forced to make an all-out public relations push after big advertisers complained their ads ran next to objectionable YouTube videos.

Google made ‘thousands of calls’ to prevent advertisers from boycotting YouTube

  • Google execs were forced to make “thousands and thousands” of calls to calm nervous YouTube advertisers
  • Effort came after some big brand advertisers threatened a boycott
  • Uproar began after big-name brand ads found next to objectionable YouTube videos
Michael Newberg | CNBC
Susan Wojcicki, CEO of YouTube.

An uproar that began with hate speech on YouTube was quelled only after a major charm offensive by Google.

The Internet giant was forced to make an all-out public relations push in recent weeks to reassure big advertisers after some well-known brands had their ads placed next to objectionable content on its video service, Google CEO Sundar Pichai said late Thursday.

In an effort led by chief business officer Phillip Schindler, the company reached out to calm “thousands and thousands” of YouTube clients nervous that their brands might be next to suffer the same embarrassment, Pichai said on a conference call with Wall Street analysts after the company’s Q2 earnings report on Thursday.

The effort came after a slew of well-known brands, including McDonald’s, Audi and AT&T, said they would temporarily suspend advertising on YouTube after the Times of London discovered ads placed next to racist, sexist and xenophobic content.

The uproar caused at least one financial analyst to downgrade the company’s shares…

Finish reading: Google CEO Sundar Pichai: ‘thousands of calls’ on YouTube boycott


AFP Comment: Hey, what’s good for one is good for the other. Maybe we should ask those You Tube people if they want the ads of McDonald’s, Audi, AT&T and others placed next to their videos. I’ve seen some pretty horrible stuff placed next to my posts and I have no control over it. That’s not fair. Word Press always says they can’t control it, so how is it that You Tube can?

The point isn’t to get an upgrade and pay for not having the ads placed next to your stuff. The random practice of placing ads plus the purposeful practice of placing ads next to people you want to bump out or compete with are the problems with ad placement.

Think about this, who in their right mind would want to put foot fungus and pus-dripping enlarged eyeballs or Oprah Winfrey (the multibillionaire who can’t stop crying in public) beside and beneath the same posts with food pictures? It’s grotesque and used to not only sell a product (even though no one likely knows what the product is), but to encourage people to look away from the writer’s post at something putrid. It’s an assault of the writer’s brand. It doesn’t even have to be about the ad agency or the company it represents selling foot fungus products.

No one is going to want to make a recipe that has foot fungus images attached to it. It’s a disgusting trick that ad people use. They blow off your post and make the image so disgusting that people can’t help but click on the ad just to see what’s on the other side.

Equally disgusting is the financial analyst who downgraded You Tube’s shares because the big companies didn’t like where their ads were being placed. Yeah right. They didn’t like it, but they engage in the very same tactics. And who tattled? Oh! A Brit! No surprise there. It probably was British Secret Intelligence Service (what are they called MI6?) having a bland afternoon and decided to stir the stink.

So what is a person to do? What does the person who is not a big company nor even a little company do with all those thorns in their sides, put there by unscrupulous companies and ad agencies?

Follow this thread and you’ll be seeing soon enough. I don’t know much about Audi, but I have a lot to say about McDonald’s and AT&T.






 

I WANT AN ANIMAL-FREE MALL

MALL SKETCH

I WANT AN ANIMAL-FREE MALL

That’s right. A mall. Animal-free. A big one. With lots of glitter and big lights. With every kind of shop. Grocery, bakery, deli, shoe store, pet supply shop, clothes, hair salon using only cruelty-free products, and on and on, restaurants too. Good ones. I have a vision. And it’s a nice one. No fur, no leather, no skins, and those who enter must wear all animal-free attire. This place has rules. No cruelty here. Yes, that’s right. That’s what I want. A happy place too. No vegetarian snobbery. There’s no place for arrogance in the animal-free world of Sharon Lee. No suffering looks on the faces of people who feel they’re being deprived.

Now that I mention it, I see that on a lot of vegetarian faces. Faces that still have Big Mac lines on them, so it’s not the deprivation causing the look. But it’s there. Maybe it’s the prejudice and discrimination directed at such folks that makes them so unhappy, especially when they’re doing something so right.

It’s okay to have fun while you do what’s right. It’s okay to laugh. God, my God, wants happiness. Every burst of laughter coming from one of It’s animal’s mouths delight’s It to no end. That’s one more frown It doesn’t have to turn upside down. So, laugh. Have fun. Enjoy your life. Just don’t kill the animals. That’s all. Not a lot to ask. And don’t participate by eating the catches of other people. If you do, try harder next time, till you get it right. I’m tired and sick and fed up and depressed (that doesn’t mean I’m not happy) over walking down the aisles of death in every supermarket in the world.

I’m offended and pained at being forced to view and smell the tortured, dismembered bodies of my animal friends. When is it all going to end? Entrepreneurs is what we need. Animal-free entrepreneurs. People with dreams. Big ones. Investors with money that flows in a cruelty-free world. Not just the small, never grow any bigger, shops sprouting up here and there. Though that’s a start and we have to start somewhere, so we’ll support them too. But bigger stores, and big chains of every conceivable market transformed into animal-free.

Fast food. Animal-Free Chefs. Veggie Burgers. Veggie Deli’s. Veggie Pizza Parlors. No animals nor animal products. Veggie cheese. Plant meats that taste like baloney, ham and turkey, but without the suffering. We don’t need featherless chickens; we need to free the chicken. International animal-free cuisines. I’m tired of having my animal-free products supplied by purveyors of torture. Why should I have to eat my vegetarian meal in a slaughterhouse? Why should I have to buy my clothes at a slaughterhouse? Aren’t you sick of it too? Being given your little vegetarian or vegan corner of somebody else’s house of cruelty? Just to satisfy a small segment of the market? Small segment?

Well, it wouldn’t be so small if more animal-free entrepreneurs with big ideas and big investors gave people what they really wanted: a cruelty-free world, which means a cruelty-free shopping mall. We could do it if we’d stop thinking so small. Big. Think big. Demand big. Stop trying to get your animal-free products in slaughterhouses. How absurd. Build your own stores. Start small if you want, but grow, by golly, grow. Give the people what they want before they ask for it. You know what people want. You’ve been silent too long. Too complacent. Okay, ‘I guess I’ll take whatever vegetarian crumbs they throw my way’ type of silence.

Plan the future. Make the future. See the future through God’s eyes. See big. See beautiful. I want an animal-free shopping mall. And then another, and another till we put the slaughterhouse malls out of business. Till we close the doors on the business of cruelty. I want an animal-free mall. And, I know you want it too. One for all people–and all other animals too. No zoo here, but a place where our animals can come shopping with us. Day care, mall care, for our furry family members while we shop. A mall with style, flair, with sparkle and bright lights. I can see it. I know you can too. Cause I’m looking through God’s eyes now and so are you.


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AD AGENCIES TELL LIES

The nature of advertisement is to present your product in the best possible light, slanting the truth of the lies in favor of greater benefit to the buyer than exists, while minimizing to a greater extent than is accurate the cons.

Ad agencies don’t tell truths; they open the door to your awareness by using deceit.

Once in they attach their product, no matter what it is, to the ‘you can’t live without me’ message and even if you could, why would you want to when you don’t have to? They dangle, ‘I’m leaving it all up to you’, while they occupy your space till you accept their product, via their message. And you have no regrets even when you buy the product, use it and don’t like it, throw it away even and don’t garbage-talk your experience, because you asked for it, you wanted it, you are the one who couldn’t live without it, you decided knowing, willingly and with complete control of your faculties and decisions to bring that product into your life

No you didn’t. You didn’t have time to turn off the T.V. or flip the page or click off the link or click on another link.

They were in before your brain notified your consciousness that there appears to be a friendly intruder who needs your help.

They thought of everything. Every contingency.






 

BLACKS CANNIBALIZING BLACKS video

I recently saw this commercial, then last night saw it again, and I again reminded myself with a few notes to write something up on it. Upon googling it just now I discovered that it was made in 2014 and this is 2017. I’m wondering how in the world this commercial made a comeback and how in the world did it make it past the scrutiny of African-Americans?

Papa Potato Head comes home from work and finds Mama Potato Head in closet eating potato chips. He closes door and joins her – eating their own out of view of any other Potato Heads.

Black People = Potato Heads

Lay’s Potato Chips targets Blacks who haven’t yet joined the eat healthy and eat compassionately crowd.

Blacks eat their veggies and each other. No other animals for them.

Blacks are cannibals. Guess everybody at Lay’s already knew that. The Blacks were so okay with it, that Lay’s resurrected the commercial.

I’ve seen for years fast food gear up their commercials toward minorities, since the majority were gearing up to more healthy food choices. Might as well get the minorities hooked just like we got the majority hooked before they went all rogue on us.

Lots of Blacks probably like the attention, that now is focused on what they like, what they want to eat. But it’s making lots of them super fat and super unhealthy. A few potato chips means nothing, but when an entire industry tempts minorities with food they know is not good for them, there is an ethics issue and an issue of bias.

As far as I’m concerned, unless you don’t eat animals, you are a cannibal, and Blacks and other minorities are no exception.  The problem is that Lay’s and their for hire Ads people thought to tap into what they considered to be an African secret, without telling the secret, yet told the secret through a Potato Head.

They made a family of Potato Heads. They humanized the potato and dehumanized the Africans. Vegetable eats humans.

Clever. Brilliant to get that much and probably a lot more into a simple Ad.

We had a set of potato heads as kids. It was like dressing up a doll, changing eyes and ears and mouths, I’m not even sure what else. But this commercial did more than activate nostalgic memories of a few old people playing games when they were kids.

There’s a huge debate going on around the world regarding what is food and what is not. Plant vs Animal. Now if you’re going to turn the plant into a human and the human into a plant, then that is some serious manure we’re talking about here.

Remember that Lay’s deals in animal products as well as vegetables, so they have a conflict of interest. They want to have it both ways.

There will come a point when sitting on the fence so you can steal berries from both sides isn’t going to work for you.