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I Want Black Crackers – Russian Crackers

Black crackers – available at the local grocery, not online. Black Russian crackers. Why does everything have to be white? I developed a beet and blackberry dairy free cream cheese spread that’s wanting a black animal-free cracker accompaniment. Any takers?

I’m sick of my own government force-feeding me hatred of another people, of another country. Hate serves no useful purpose except to destroy.

No no no. We didn’t mean the Russian people. We mean Russia. You know, President Putin. Russia the government.

It seems that the USA government has trouble liking or accepting or getting along with any person anywhere in the world who has the word president before their name. They even hate their own president and go to extraordinary lengths to convince the populace to hate that same president. Everybody else in the world too, they try to make them hate the president of the United States – the government intelligence agencies do this to their own leader. What leader of any country could ever trust them? Nobody likes people who turn against their own. It’s unnatural in the animal kingdom to do that.

We all know what you mean.

When you expect and demand USA citizens to hate Russia, you want them to hate Russia, otherwise you would say President Putin. But why should we hate anyone just because you tell us to? What are you one of those hate-monger dictators? Russia is the people. There is no Russia without its people. That’s why they call Russia mother.

Stop force-feeding us your hatred. I want black Russian crackers to compliment my dairy free cheese spreads. And where’s my black Russian bread? Everybody’s afraid to be Russian or to say anything good about Russia. Bakers have even changed their black Russian bread to pumpernickel, because the name ‘Russian’ black bread is taboo in the USA; nobody will buy it.

So what if Russians don’t make black Russian crackers? They could if they wanted to. Make the best black crackers in the world. A delicacy. Contains no animal products.

My blood runs through all of Eastern Europe. I’ll buy it. I want it. One of the best breads I ever tasted was from Moscow Bakery #5 (or #9?).

Okay, I changed my mind about buying it online – if it’s a delicacy. Otherwise why can’t I walk into any grocery store in the USA and buy Russian black bread crackers? I can buy tortilla chips in any store. Those aren’t American. Russians unite. Get your bread rights back. Don’t forget the black crackers.

Start getting accustomed to your newfound Russian daughter, Mom.






 

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The Skin Trade

FAKE POCKETS 1

No more fake pockets on anything I wear. Fake pockets are not a positive fashion statement for the industry or those donning them. It spells cheap. Trying to trick somebody into thinking they have more pockets than they do? What’s the point here, except to delude the buyer into thinking they have something they don’t? How much more could it cost?

No more fake pockets. Women need more real pockets, so they don’t have to take purses everywhere they go. Too many people picking pockets? Is that why the industry does it? Purse snatching too. I’m not on vacation here. I don’t need cargo pants every time I go out. Just put real pockets where the fake ones reside and I’ll be happy. Deep too. Why only real pockets in the back? Easier to pick those pockets. Button them down. Everybody wants side pockets. Deep there too. Why apply a pocket only to lose what gets jostled as you walk? They’re as useless as the fake pocket. Okay I’m not talking down to my knees. You know how to do it. So do it. And don’t double the cost of the pants.

It’s not that I oppose fake. Fake on moral grounds I applaud. Fake fur yes. It’s a major step in the only moral and sane direction. People I see all over the internet flaunting their barbarism – men, women – who scream about their owns rights, wanting the world to feel their pain, don’t give a hoot about the rights of any other animal.

Utility plus fashion is what I want. No one wears a fur coat to stay warm. Why do you want some other animal’s hair on your body? Grow your own hair. It’s not sexy, it’s perverse. Mexican snake and lizard boots? Why? Because you can? You can trample on every other animal’s rights, but who screams loudest when you feel slighted? YOU DO. How many snakes, how many minks, rabbits, foxes? Moccasins? Why today? Why now? Find a better way. More sane, less barbaric. Why inflict suffering and pain? Skinned alive they were – those animals you wear as status symbols of your wealth and ignorance. People in HUD buildings wearing fur coats. One must wonder about that.

There is a law against skinning anybody for any reason. You know that law. I know you do.

If humans had thicker skin, that would be on the fashion runways too. Maybe it already is, as an ingredient in an otherwise human (not man) made fabric. Yeah. To Winter People: Throw those stupid blood coats and blood hats away. You look like idiots trying to be another animal. Who are you kidding? Find a better way. What century did you get stuck in? To The World I Say: Unstick yourself before you become the prey.

Predators. You’re all predators. No animal coat, no animal hat, but a chicken, lamb, pig, goat, buffalo, deer, bird, dog, cat, cow, snake in your belly? I’m not a hide to protect your hands and feet either. Find a better way. What? God made a cow for every person in the world to raise, kill and skin for foot protection?

You can go ahead and argue all you want. It’s not up to God, it’s up to those you skin. They all said NO.

You would too.

The skin trade is a huge industry built around the worst torture imaginable. There is no upside, no compassionate way. It’s all bad. If you buy, then you are guilty of crimes against other species. You are guilty of slavery, torture and slaughter. No God is going to come to your defense, so stop praying.






 

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POWWOW THIS

Just because there’s no science to support a particular claim, doesn’t mean the claim is not true or accurate.

‘No science to back it up’ many times connotes a hidden agenda to maintain the status quo by advertently keeping the science out, which in turn becomes beneficial to a particular ideology, group or individual or business.

Agendas are rampant in the scientific community – hidden or not. Look how long it took for the scientific community to finally connect cigarette smoking with lung disease, particularly cancer? The USA still does not ban the manufacture and sale of cigarettes, even though they are deemed poisonous to the body.

The Insurance Industry powwowed with the Tobacco Industry and then they both powwowed with Congress to make a deal whereby all sides benefitted, except the smoker, except anybody who ever smoked even one cigarette, except anybody who was ever in the same room with anybody else who smoked a cigarette.

If it’s a killer ban it. If it costs billions of dollars a year for health services, lost wages, lost families ban it. If it’s that bad, and all now agree that it is, then stop manufacturing cigarettes. If nicotine has a medical benefit, then find a different delivery system than an inhalant.

Why are nicotine patches so expensive? Why is nicotine-laced gum so expensive? Don’t these industries have enough money? Can’t they come up with a more creative way – like the marijuana industry did – to deliver their drug without having to inhale it?

Because the tobacco industry wants to grow tobacco. It’s the tar that destroys the tissues. They know it, that’s why they invented electronic cigarettes, but there are too many glitches and people still go back to the smoke, because it’s still sold everywhere.

Oh, and they export cigarettes to other countries, wanting to addict them and make them keep wanting that which makes them sick, so they can keep profiting from their tobacco fields. Of course if they sell it abroad they have to sell it here. They don’t want to look like hypocrites.

I’m seeing too many circles here.

You can’t keep having it all ways, every way, your way. Let tobacco go the way of the dinosaur. Extinct it. If a person wants to grow tobacco in their own yard, then okay, let them do it their way. It’s a plant. They can shove it up their noses if they want to, but Not For Sale. Not to make profit from another person’s harmful-to-the-body addiction.

The Insurance Industry needs to stop punishing smokers when they’re the ones who made a deal with the Tobacco Industry that keeps them in business. Congress bought into all of it. Take the blame away from Tobacco, Insurance and Congress. Keep tobacco growing in the fields, keep manufacturing cigarettes, keep the poor slobs addicted, raise their premium rates and punish them financially forever – even if they smoked even one cigarette their entire life, because the Insurance Industry found the science that supposedly proved that one cigarette could cause cancer – even if you smoked it fifty years ago. So they can deny you benefits based on their science.

You smoke at your own peril. After they addicted you, they drop you flat. No one gets punished except the smoker or quitter or those exposed to second-hand smoke.

What’s the first thing that shows up on your medical record under your name? Your smoking history, which means you are discriminated against by the Healthcare Industry based on your smoking history. Doctors are trained to trick you when asking about that history. When did you quit smoking is the question, not do you smoke?

No one asks you, when did you quit drinking alcohol or coffee? No one asks you about drugs, since that’s what doctors do, they prescribe drugs, not cigarettes, alcohol or coffee. But then again, no one tries to smoke alcohol or coffee either. Maybe there’s a way, but it’s not in the public domain yet. They both do a lot of harm. But the harm is downplayed.

So it looks like if you can drink it, it’s okay. It’s both legal and encouraged.

Let’s make some nicotine drinks then. Good sell. Great idea. People love to drink. They can’t stop drinking. They always have a beverage of some sort in their hand.

Make it healthy with a healthy dose of nicotine. Varying doses. Do it before Canada does it.

NIC-O-TEEN TEA. NIC-O-TEEN JUICE. Not tiny little bottles that they sell at the check out counter. Those make you look like an addict. Build a display in-store on the floor, end cap. Sell sell sell.

Contains No Animal Products. That’s the deal-breaker.

Then ban the production and sale of cigarettes in the USA inserting the personal use clause. If you really don’t want to be a hypocrite, that is.






 

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Animal-Free Evaporated Milk – i want it

I want evaporated milk in a can that CONTAINS NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS.

If you can’t make an animal-free creamer for savory soups and sauces, then make an evaporated milk product for soups and sauces.

Restaurants want this too, not just me.

Silk, Almond Breeze, and So Delicious products are not good for animal-free soups and sauces. They’re not rich enough, and they act like skim milk that get lost in the recipe. No vanilla should be present in any animal-free milk/cream that you use in a soup or sauce. Cream style. Available in large containers – quarts and half gallons. Mini cartons are not suitable for cooking with animal-free creams.

Everybody is manufacturing every flavor combination of coffee milks and creams. Most people buy their coffee out or don’t use creamer that’s thick and sweet.

Bring back the taste of milk and cream absent the Dairy Queen factor. In a can – evaporated – so we can add water or a thin nut or soy milk without vanilla and sugar.






 

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WHITE COFFEE

I want white coffee.

Take the black/brown color out of coffee. I’m not talking about milk here.

An animal doesn’t have to be enslaved, tortured and slaughtered do they?

Black/brown coffee stains my teeth. Buying teeth whitener is expensive and may be harmful.

I want white coffee beans – at least cream color – off white.

If possible.






 

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BRING THE PHOTO BOOTHS BACK

To Entrepreneurs Everywhere:

BRING THE PHOTO BOOTHS BACK. CONVERT THEM INTO LAUGHING BOOTHS.

It’s time to set up laughing booths outside and inside of malls. Everywhere there is food, set up your booth. Make people laugh to lose weight. No comedians; they’re not funny.

Street corners, any place there isn’t food, the most unlikely places, outside of churches, temples, mosques, grocery stores, convenience stores, sport stadiums. Put your thinking caps on. Tasteful, but instantaneously funny. Laugh out loud funny. Not on the floor funny (nobody ever does that except in the movies). Don’t exaggerate the humor. Honest humor is the most funny.

Find Funny. Then market it. Make it cheap. You want to deal in volume.

Example: Set up a mirror (one way pervert). In a booth with privacy. Have the person look in the mirror. Instruct them on how to laugh, then do it for them (audibly only – they don’t want to see your ugly face). Instruct them in a way that’s scientific sounding (it has to be real science), so they’ll follow instructions.

Set it up like a photo booth – only it’s a laugh booth. Get them laughing is your goal, is your purpose, is your job – your life depends on it. Their life depends on it.

It’s for everyone. Fat, skinny, in-between, doesn’t matter. Laughing helps every condition. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. A laugh a day keeps the blues away. A laugh a day keeps the boogey person away. A laugh a day____________you fill in the blank.